2012年4月3日星期二

Milky White ad A Fight

We knew there'd be a fight, regardless of whether Melvyn didn't. He wouldn't believe any one disliked him, we could tell that. But Dodge, well, we knew him inside out. Dodge hated his guts already and wanted to punch him one on the nose. And Dodge knew me and Daz and thin too, knew that we were right behind him even though we would not be doing any of the shirt pulling ourselves, which is all fights were in our experience, tugs-o-war, mis-kicks and bungled head-locks. Dodge's specialism, actually. A Boeing 707 flew overhead, so in the silence where fights are made or fell, we all looked up until the sun blinded us. Melvyn took our silence for ignorence and saw his first large chance with words. He'd done the march past with the toys we didn't have, so here came the words we wouldn't know : That's a VC10 he said. Suprisingly, I threw the first stone. Balls, I said, and waited for his comeback. He was not to know my Godfather ran the Robertsbridge Aircraft Recognition Society. We dug up Heinkels and lost Hurricanes on saturdays and went to airshows and recognition competitons. I was it's youngest spotter. Came 26th in the All-England, 120 grown men spotting dots in the sky, flashed on a slide screen for one tenth of a second in Holborn Public Library. But this was the only gaffe Melvyn would make and he did not contradict me or give me a chance to shine. He was clever that way. He just looked Tattoo Supplies down his nose and slit his eyes. Skinny got scared and jumped off the wall, diffusing the instant. 'Ow, me poor feet. 'Ere, show yer where The Cow's Gate is friend ? We're it's Gang, ain't we Daz ? We set off in single file, like the school GPS Accessories bell had pealed at the end of break, reluctant boys, a creeping dustcloud which had no wind to shift it. From the corner skinny pointed up the road too enthusiastically, as if our Mou-vyn might disperse. See where that gate is ? Thass it, our Gang gate. Thass the field in vair. Used to be an 'ouse din there Daz. Weren' authorized in there then were we. Dodge tried provoking things a second time. Gelz still ain' authorized in there. Oo you callin' a gel, Packham ? Not you skinny, 'im ! Vat large twerp, he revealed, jerking a grubby half-nailed thumb at Melvyn who wasn't the least put out, his thumbs tucked in jean pockets like he knew he was the quicker draw. The fight occurred beside our marbles hole under old bag Aida's hedge. Dodge failed to stand any chance. He even looked defeated before the 1st swipe, his bum sticking out of jumble sale hipsters, the bottoms of his Empire Made plimpsoles flapping like jaws, his dish-cloth t-shirt which once asserted Dukhams blobbed with Instant Whip. Melvyn didn't flinch at the challenge, or wait for more provocation, he just stepped forward and squared his fists with army precision learned from his dad with the very punch bag and leather fighting gloves we might seen him carry past us himself. Yes, Melvyn boxed like Cassius Clay and Dodge wrestled like Mick Macmanus. He stoached like a cow in mud attempting to yank a handful of Melvyn's hair or kick him up the butt till Melvyn one-two'd him, nose and courage, and tipped him backwards. Dodge slobbered like a bulldog and Melvyn, with distaste at becoming dirty, without gloves or groundsheet, knelt on Dodge's tit and banged his head up and back down on the marbles hole : Submit ? Submit, you great oaf ? We might never seen anything like it. Me, Daz and skinny were transfixed with fear and grudging admiration. Dodge, up till then our reliable bulldog, was reduced to whimpering : Year, oi submit, submit, y've 'urt me face... His hankie was a ripped square of old bedsheet. He twisted 2 ends and screwed them Nail Polish into bloody nostrils. Melvyn just stood brushing Dodge-matter from his person with still clean hands swiped red at the knuckles. Dodge was a bad loser and only made his ignominy worse. Mummy's boy, he announced in a funny voice. Getcha nex' toime. I am not afraid of you, Packham. You are licked. I'm not scared of you neever, Dodge shouted all the way back from his front gate as Melvyn did a dummy run after him. leap in the lake you fat dunce he roared back. What could we do? Me, Daz and Skinny might have managed to duff him a bit on Dodge’s behalf, but this was Dodge’s blunder, not ours. For the moment Melvyn fooled us. Skinny was in awe, said he’d never seen anyone smack a nose like that. Daz said no one had ever beaten Dodge in a fight ever. I was inclined to friendliness just to have a go on some of his toys. By the end of the afternoon we’d know how things really stood.

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